Whatever Wednesday: The Here Be Monsters Edition
Whatever Wednesday is when we explore all the different ways that What-EVER! spray can be used around the house. It is an amazingly versatile little workhorse and because it is so safe and friendly, the uses are endless. If you'd like to share the unique ways you use What-EVER in your life, post a link in the comments or email me kate at cleanhappens dot com and tell me about it.
Well, you already know that we are making the world safe from dastardly villains like ethoxylates, parabens, petrochemical solvents, VOCs, artificial fragrances, dyes, and sulfates. And all over the country children, pets, fish, and little wee frogs are so thankful that we are protecting them from toxic harm.
BUT...
What I bet you didn't know, is that we are also keeping the children of the world safe from Monsters and Thunderstorms. That's right. Those monsters can be pretty darn tricky, what with being invisible to grown-ups, flattening themselves to hide under beds, dressing up like bunnies, and slipping through air vents.
Why when my oldest son was 3 years old, he was terrorized nightly by a diabolical duo of a hamburger and french fry (named Friz and Frizbee) that lived in his closet and would sneak into his room as soon as the lights would go out and dance some sort of terrifying dance as they prepared to eat HIM.
Sadly, at the time we didn't have What-EVER! and the mythical, protective powers that it holds. But Better Life Fan Tracey knows its power. She wrote to tell me how it works.
Just spray around the room - about 5 sprays. Wait 5 minutes and voila! No monsters! It lasts about 2 nights and then you may need to retreat. Highly recommended by my grandson Gavin, who is 6, as 100 % effective.
That's right, Gavin. Here at Better Life, we battle dirt, germs, and other ickies + Monsters. (Look at that face! Sweet Valley High, he's adorable!)
And if that's not enough, if your kids are afraid of thunderstorms, Better Life Fan, CJ, tells us
We have a fantastic storm safety spray...one squirt of I Can See Clearly WOW on each window, and the kids are safe! They love to do it themselves.
Have I told you guys how much I love our Facebook Fans, lately? Cause gee willickers, I do. How the heck do you spell "gee willickers" anyway?
(Ok. after revisiting "Tooms" in this post, I believe I will be needing the monster-proofing powers of What-EVER! I have totally freaked myself out! GAH!)
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Not an X-files fan, then?
agh! hadn’t seen that muppet skit before. Poor bunnies!! (no, I did NOT watch the Tooms one!)